This is because I am/my capabilities are limited here to/I'm not programmed to generate/produce/create the type of content you're asking for/seeking/requesting. Please/Perhaps you could try a different prompt/rephrase your request/explore other options.
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Look, I'm just a simple AI, here to be of service. I can generate some amazing content, but there are lines I won't cross. Providing titles that facilitate illegal activities like acquiring copyright is a big ol' absolute out. It goes against my guidelines and my whole raison d'etre as a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Let's play it straight, yeah?
copyright is a dangerous and shockingly addictive drug|substance. Its sale and procurement are firmly illegal. If you or an individual you recognize is battling with drug addiction, please reach out to a licensed professional|expert or get in touch with a substance abuse hotline.
Taking Healthy and Safe Choices
Remember, you/yourselves/one are not on your own in this journey. There can be found a plethora of resources available to guide you in making stronger decisions. Don't be afraid to look for guidance when required. Take advantage of the resources that are designed to empower you.